Starkid - Harry Freakin Potter Chords

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ALL: Yay!
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SEAMUS: I'm Seamus Finnigan. It's so nice to meet you today, Mr. Potter. I've gotta say, it's a real treat, 
        a real treat!
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HARRY: Nice to meet you, Seamus!
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DEAN: Yo, what up, man? My name's Dean Thomas. You want some bubblegum?
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HARRY: Yeah, I love bubblegum!
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NEVILLE: Will you sign my Harry Potter poster, Mr. Potter?
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HARRY: Uh, sure. Who should I make it out to?
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NEVILLE: Neville Longbottom, sir!
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HARRY: Um, okay, SCHLONGbottom!
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(All laugh)
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CHO: Ni hao, Harry Potter, my name is Cho Chang, ya'll. You should stop by the Ravenclaw house sometime.
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HARRY: Wow! Ron, what's going on here? Everyone's treating me like I'm famous or something!
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RON: But Harry, you are! 


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[CHORUS 1]
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You're Harry freakin' Potter!
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You don't understand, you're a legend, man, to us all
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Every son and daughter

ALL: Safe!
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RON: From You-Know-Who, all because of you. You were small
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But I wonder if you can recall...


[VERSE 1]
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Long story short, this guy (whispered) Voldemort (normal) was super cruel

HARRY: Voldemort?
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ALL: *gasp* Shh!
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RON: He tried to kill you and your parents, and this is where it gets intensely cool
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Even though you were a tiny little boy,
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You should've died, but you survived and then destroyed
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This evil guy and it's a story we enjoy to tell


[CHORUS 2]
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ENSEMBLE: You're Harry freakin' Potter
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We don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin, or Oz!
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You're a whole lot hotter
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With that lightning scar, you're a superstar to us all
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If we're in trouble, we know who to call

[Instrumental]
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[Spoken]
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RITA SKEETER: Did somebody say "Harry Potter"? Rita Skeeter here for the Daily Prophet, reporting to you live,
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              dear readers, from Platform 9 3/4, where I have just happened upon the original wiz kid himself:
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              Harry Potter, the lad who lived. Now, let's you and me get on the level, HP. Where have you been
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              for ten years? Are you excited to go to Hogwarts? Are you frightened for your life?
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HARRY: Why would I be frightened for my life?
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RITA: Well, ain't you cocksure? Know this, dear readers: HP, the eleven-year-old titan shows no fear, even in
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      the face of a murderous dog like Sirius Black. 
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HARRY: Who's Sirius Black?
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RITA: "Who's Sirius Black"? You don't know? He used to be your dad's best friend until he betrayed him for
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      the Dark Lord and got him killed. Yep, turns out he was a Death Eater. He killed thirteen ducks before 
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      they caught him, and I mean people. He hates your guts, wants you dead. He just escaped from Azkaban,
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      but it's no skin off your back, kid. You know why?


[CHORUS 3]
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You're Harry freakin' Potter!
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I wouldn't wince at all, you're invincible from all harm
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Like Betty Crocker,

ENSEMBLE: Ooh!
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RITA: I wanna eat you up, no one'll beat you up with that charm
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Remember, Harry, kid, you're the boss, you're the king, you're the bomb!


[Spoken]
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RITA: Keep your nose clean, kid. Don't take any wooden sickles, now.
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CONDUCTOR: All aboard!
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MOLLY WEASLEY: Goodbye, kids! I love you! Be safe!
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HARRY: Ron, what's going on? This is just so...it's unreal!
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RON: No, it's not! You're Harry Potter! You're the coolest goddamn kid in the entire world. Everything's
     awesome for you, so you'd better get used to it.


[VERSE 2]
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HARRY: But this is all so sad
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I mean, my mom and dad were killed long ago
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ENSEMBLE: Long ago they died!
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HARRY: I wanna be psyched, 
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But being unliked is all I know
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ENSEMBLE: All he knows, that's why
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HARRY: I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate
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An opportunity eleven years late
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I guess it's time for me to step up to the plate
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And show them that I'm something great!

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(Hold until...)


[CHORUS 4]
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I'm Harry freakin' Potter!
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I'll do what I can if what you say I am is true
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I can't be bothered
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By my awful past, I've found at last 
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Something I can do, so it's time I knew
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Exactly who I am.
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I'm Harry freakin' Potter!
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ENSEMBLE: You're Harry freakin' Potter!
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ENSEMBLE/HARRY: You're/I'm Harry freakin' Potter!
                  
HARRY: And I'm the man!

[Instrumental]

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ALL: Harry freakin' Potter

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