Starkid - Gilderoy Ukulele

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      G
Who's wiser than a warlock
     Ab
And tougher than a troll
     Am                Bm  Bbm
And charming as candy cane
      Am
Who's faster than a phoenix
    E
And sly as a sphinx
     C     Am     Gm    D
And always set to entertain
C                    F#m
  Here to give this sagging tale
  G           Ab Em
A hero to employ
     G
Look up to the skies
    C          Eb
Now look in my eyes
Em      Am   D
  It's Gilderoy

       G
Who's handsome as a hobbit
    Ab
And manly as mare
     Am                        Bm  Bbm
And loves to give the girls a wink
      Am
Who's funny as a ferret
     E
And quick as quill
    C       Am       Gm        D
And always sings without a lip sync
C                   F#m              G              Em
  Here to rid your nostrils of that dreadful potter boy
           G
Cause that smell in the air
       C         Eb
Is the wonderful flair of
Em           Am  D
(scuse' me) Gilderoy

      Bm                     Em
Long ago lived a fellow who caught your eye
           Am                       F
Hair that curled in a beautiful fro
          Gm                      Eb
Now it's gone and replaced with a suit and tie
        F             D
Dancing in a variety show
                 Gm
Oh, where did he go
         Ab          Am
Does he even care at all
Am                  G           C
Recently, he's been acting very queer
      F
Every day, his story grows,
G                Am G
More and more ban*l
     F               D                G
And Voldemort isn't coming back this year
            Am
Gilderoy is here
    E           Em              Am
To fill you're short attention spans
F
Why look at that wonder boy
     E                           F#     Em
When you could be a-looking at a wonder man
 E               D          Em      E
(We could be a-looking at a wonder man)

        Am 
Who was wizard of the year
      Bbm                              
Seven times in seven years. Who was it?
Bm       E
  (Gilderoy)
     Am
Who conquered all his fears
           Bbm                         Bm
And made a boggart disappear. Go on say it
       E
(Gilderoy)

F#m               Dbm                 
Who taught a yeti how to sing? (Gilderoy)
G                           D
Walked into Mordor and destroyed the ring? (Gilderoy)
F#m                    Dbm  
Battled a banshee and came out a champ? (Gilderoy)
Bm                G
Trapped Ja'far inside of a lamp

F#m                   Dbm
Stories of wonder for each girl and boy
G                         D
Paperback or hardback for you to enjoy
         A      C   D           E       
Form an orderly line  (it's Gilderoy)
         A       C   D           E
Ladies one at a time  (it's Gilderoy)
       A            C  D            E
Gimme something to sign  (it's Gilderoy)
A                F#
  All sales are final
          B          D        E
Soon the school will be mine
          A
It's Gilderoy