WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Shawn Mullins - Pre-Apocalyptic Blues Chords | Ver. 1
[Verse 1]
E E7
You can read it in the paper
A7 G#7
Or watch it on the news
A F#7
Everybody's got the pre-apocalyptic blues
E B E E7 B7
You better be ready when the sh*t goes down
[Verse 2]
E7
You better head on down to Costco
G#7
Get you a bucket full of rice and beans
F#7
A year's supply of 2-ply for your composting latrines
E7 B7 E E7
So you'll be ready when the sh*t goes down
[Chorus]
G#7
Don't hesitate don't procrastinate
C#M7
Or you'll all be running scared
G#7 C#M7
There ain't no second chances for bravory impaired
F#7
'cause you know there's a couple of commies' hiding underneath your bed
B7 C7 B
And the zombies gonna eat up all the brains in your head
[Verse 3]
E
I got a Rambo knife with a compass
G#7
And ballistic bug out bag
F#7
Got a AK47 'bout a hundred Dexter Mags
E7 B7 E E7 B7 E
Gonna be ready when the sh*t goes down
[Bridge]
E G#7 A F#7 E7 B7 E E7
[Verse]
Em
Isis and Al-Qaeda
B7
About a billion red Chinese
E F#7 E
You say you ain't worried and I say honky please
E7 B7 E
You better be ready when the sh*t goes down
G#7 C#M7
By my Jacuzzi there's an Uzi and an RPG
G#7 C#M7
Got a stinger missile mounted on my SUV
F#7
They won't get to me no matter who they are
B F#7 B7
I got land mines buried all over my yard
[Outro]
E
'Cause I read it in the paper
I watched it on the news
A7 F#7
And now I've got the pre-apocalyptic blues
E7 Em7 B7 E7
I'm gonna be ready when the sh*t goes down
G E A A7 D E
Will you be ready when the sh*t goes down