Screeching Weasel - Hey Asshole Ukulele

"Hey a**hole"
performed by Screeching Weasel
written by Ben Weasel, published by Weasels, Inc. (ASCAP)
(C) 1998 Ben Foster
(P) 1998 Panic Button

[Notes]
 * All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
 * All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X


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["Hey a**hole"]

Hey a**hole your teeth are stained brown from all the sh*t you talk
Hey a**hole what about all the fat little teenage boys you f**k
Hey a**hole aside from dealing coke and LSD what have you done
Dick

[ E / B / D / A ] x4

    B
Hey a**hole do you feel all warm inside
           D               F#
Lording it over a bunch of kids
          B
You're no upright citizen you pig,
                    D                 F#
A tenth grade boy's mouth around your dick
    B                                                    
Hey a**hole aside from writing pretentious boring
D                   F#
Tunes what have you did
Hack

[ E / B / D / A ] x4

[ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4

Motherf**ker!

    B                                      D                  F#
Hey a**hole on the internet a couple dozen mongoloids at your tit
    B                                    D                F#
Hey a**hole I think your heart done be inflated with horsesh*t
     B
Yeah sh*t dude, you f**king dirty old man
            D                         F#
You f**king tourist, you wrinkled old twit
f**k you

[ E / B / D / A ] x4

[ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4

    B                                           D               F#
Hey a**hole, everybody knows you're the Michael Jackson of punk rock
B
a**hole