Screeching Weasel - D.I.Y Ukulele

["D.I.Y."]

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D.I.Y. Why because we hate you and the dumb look on your face
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D.I.Y. Why because your band's another weak charity case
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Our shows should be five bucks or less, we'll do it for the kids
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Two legs good, MTV bad, and major labels suck     

 No f**king sh*t

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D.I.Y. is simply your only excuse for why you always fail
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Initials on the flag you wave
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When your sh*tty records won't sell anywhere
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Politics and social comment, twenty dollar words
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Won't make your lousy music go down easier
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You can't polish a turd
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D.I.Y. means do it yourself because it's what you    want
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      It doesn't clean the slate when
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Everything gets all f**ked  up
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      What would you do you phony f**khead if you hit it       big?
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  Stop acting better than me
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We both know you're full of sh*t

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