Rilo Kiley - Glendora Ukulele

               A               F#
It's New Year's Eve, I'm in Glendora
        D                         E
I'm the only living person in Glendora
        A           F#
Heading east on the freeway
          D                               E
I left my prom dress on the bus-stop in Duarte
             A                 F#
I switch the rules, you take advantage
           D                       E
You know I always like to play the victim
              A                    F#
And would you f**k me? Because I'd f**k me
          D
Am I your wetnap?
          E          A
Freestyle walking

            F#m            D
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain
              E            A
Come back for more, do it again
            F#m            D
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain
              E            A
Come back for more, do it again

          A                  F#
I'm on my way, I want to see you
               D                              E
You're in your bedroom with some dancers underneath you
         A                F#
I come inside, I hear the door slam
            D                             E
You tell me if I really loved you I'd get with them
             A                 F#
They make me sick, you make me sicker
              D                            E
But I want to please you so I go and I get with her
           A              F#
I close my eyes, I think about me
              D
I'm just your wetnap
          E              A
Freestyle walking

            F#m            D
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain
              E            A
Come back for more, do it again
            F#m            D
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain
              E           A 
Come back for more, do it again

F#m|D|E
D|E|A|D (O_o)

D                     E
I should find someone better for me
        A                    D
But Mom says we're born this way
D                 E
Every time I come over to your house
         A          D
You just sh*t on my face
        D
And you know it, you know it
              E                        A
You know, you know it really freaks me out

            A              F#
I drove for hours on bad directions
    D                                     E
I arrive, there's something you forgot to mention
        A                        F#
An afterthought, straight to the tabby
       D                            E
"Sorry Angel, went to Reno," happy, happy
             A                F#
It ain't the rest, why do you Jenny?
         D                                        E
I'm in a booth, it's almost twelve, your favorite Denny's
        A              F#
Another year, I need a sundae
              D
I'm just your sidebet
          E              A
Freestyle walking

            F#m            D
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain
              E            A
Come back for more, do it again
            F#m            D
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain
              E            A
Come back for more, do it again
            F#m            D
I cry, cry, cry, then I complain
              E            A
Come back for more, do it again