Rebel Son - Drunk As A Skunk Chords

[Intro]
(this lick is also played after every line he sings, only the last note is being left out and they stay on the
G for 2 beats)

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B|-------------|
G|-------------|
D|-------------|
A|--2-0--------|
E|------3-0----|


[Verse 1]
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I like to drink, and I like to unwind
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I like to drink with my friends and have a good time
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I'm on an alcohol only diet, I can drink beer faster then you can buy it


[lick]
 (this one is probably wrong, but it sounds close enough to me. If you have suggestions on how to improve it,
 please let me know)

e|-0----0---------------|
B|---3b-----3-0---------|
G|--------4-----3-2-0---|
D|----------------------|
A|----------------------|
E|----------------------|

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All my girlfriends keep walking out on me
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Cause every time I take them out it's to the ABC
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I ain't never held a job for more then a month
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I don't call in sick, I call in drunk

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There's nothing like drinking a beer while you're p**sing
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If you've never been drunk you don't know what you're missing
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I like gagging and heaving and throwing up
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I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a f**k


[Chorus]
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I don't care what I say or do
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When I've had a few beers and a shot or two
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I'm about tore up from the floor up
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I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a f**k


[Verse 2]
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I like slurring my words when I talk
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I like it when people have to help me walk
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I like to get drunk and I like to get loud
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Look here motherf**ker, I'm drunk and I'm proud

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I like to get drunk and embarrass myself
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I like to get drunk and be obnoxious as hell
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I like getting drunk in public, and getting locked up
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I'm drunk as a skunk, and I don't give a f**k


[Chorus]
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I don't care what I say or do
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When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
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I'm about tore up, from the floor up
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I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a f**k


[Break]
Drunk


[Verse 3]
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Well I woke up this morning and I drank all day
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I got a drinkin' problem and I like it that way
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I'm so damn drunk that I can't see
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I'm just about as f**ked up as f**ked up can be
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My doctor tells me I need to quit
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I got a liver like a river but I don't give a sh*t
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It'll kill me one day, but I don't give a f**k
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Cuz when I die I'm going to be happy and drunk


[Chorus]
A
I don't care what I say or do
E
When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
A
I'm about tore up, from the floor up
E
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a f**k
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I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a f**k