P!nk - Stupid Girls Ukulele

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Stupid girls,stupid girls,stupid girls
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Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
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porno paparazzi girl, i dont wanna be your stupid girl


      Em 
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
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Laughing loud so all the little people stare
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Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
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What happened to the dreams of a girl president
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She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
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They travel in packs of two or three
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With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
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Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
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Oh where, oh where could they be?


Em                        C 
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Em                  C     
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Em                     C
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
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Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl



      Em
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
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I'm scared that there ain't a cure
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The world believes it and I'm going crazy
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I cannot take any more
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I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
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That will never be me
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Outcasts and girls with ambition
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That's what I wanna see
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Disasters all around
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World despaired
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Their only concern
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Will they **** up my hair



Em                        C 
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Em                  C     
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Em                     C
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Em                      C
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl



Em
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
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Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Em
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
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Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!


Em                     C  
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Em                     C
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!


Em                      C
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Em                  C
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Em                    C
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Em                     C
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl


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Stupid girls,stupid girls,stupid girls, stupid girls...