Ninja Sex Party - Unicorn Wizard Chords

[Intro]
 
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Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome than I already am.
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What would my life be like if I turned that sh*t up to eleven (out of a possible five)?
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Ninja Brian, hand me my cloak. And my staff. And my horn. And that thermos of soup.
                            G
I'm hungry but also thirsty, and you can kind of like eat and drink soup at the same time. Let's go!
Whoo!
 
[Verse 1]
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Riding straight out of your imagination
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Using my magic to fight against crime
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Destroying evil with powers most awesome
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Protecting the weak almost all of the time.
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But not on Sundays... Game of Thrones is on!
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Now is the time for a man of conviction
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The world needs a hero, and I am that guy
 
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Look! Who is that masked man?
             F                             Gadd4    G
That's Ninja Brian, but shut up about him. Let's focus on me, because...
 
[Chorus]
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I am the Unicorn Wizard
F                       F
Riding for justice on a comet of stars
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With the help of my sidekick Princess Handjob
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I'm more awesome and smarter than I already are
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I am the Unicorn Wizard
F                             F
My spells are amazing, and my reflexes quick
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My horn is my strength and my strength is my power
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And my power is my horn and my horn is my dick.
 
Here's your opportunity to stop listening if this song got too amazing for you. No? OK.
 
[Verse 2]
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My life is a party, the guests are supermodels
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Operation: I Rule is a total success
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Each day I invent a new form of karate
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That changes the way that Japan views the West
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Now's that's progress! Do itashi mash*te! (ど 致し まして)
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Then we retire to the Chamber of Passion
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And bathe in pool of strawberries and cream
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The strawberries rub and exfoliate gently
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The cream travels places you can't even dream
 
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Ugh, I think I just dreamed it.
              F
How was it? Amazing?
Ugh
                  Gadd4      G
You mean Ugh...stounding? Ha, yeah you do.
 
[Chorus]
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I am the Unicorn Wizard
F                            F
Just like Danny Sexbang, I'm handsome and strong
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With the help of my hellhounds Tinkles and Gary
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We punish the wicked then break into song
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I am the Unicorn Wizard
F                       F
A superhero for the entire human race
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My wand casts a spell that will unlock the door
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And the wand is my junk and the door is your face
 
[Outro]
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