Ninja Sex Party - Road Trip Chords

Bb                                
I met a girl a few weeks ago 
         (Bb)
She's so smart and beautiful
C     
When she's around I feel my heart beat 
            Eb                F
Down in the very depths of my soul
           Bb
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
           (Bb)
We're going on a cross-country trip
C
'Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
              Eb         F
We'll start a meaningful relationship


f**k THAT! WOOOOO!!!


Eb            Bb
Let's hit the road
  F      Gm       Eb       Bb      
I was so close to personal growth
       F             Gm
So California here I come
Eb      Bb   F          Gm
I wanna bone across the nation 
Ab           Eb             F
Let's bust a load of summer fun!


         Bb
I porked most of New York 
             (Bb)
I banged 'em silly in Philly
          (Bb)
I had 'em screaming for Balti-more
             C
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
               (C)
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
           Eb                  F
We're only halfway through Day Four


                    Bb
I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
        (Bb)
Bust coconuts on Miami
        (Bb)
I shot puree on Santa Fe
            C
I gave some penix to Phoenix
            (C)
And my nuts rattled Seattle
             Eb           F
So hard they felt it in L.A.


TAKE THAT! YEAH!!!


Eb          Bb     F   Gm
Now here we are in California
Eb              Bb
These girls are hot
          F               Gm
And Brian bought us a new yacht 
   (Gm)
He killed the previous owner
Eb              Bb         F    Gm
Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure
Ab         Eb               F
This boner quest has just begun!


Eb         Bb
I left 'em smitten in Britain
            F                           Gm
And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
Eb              Bb
Then things got beejy in Fiji
        F                              Gm
I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin' with Sweden 
Eb                Bb
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
           F                                   Gm
I did some butt stuff with Russians until they got a concussion
Bb         Eb
I Banged-ladesh!
            F
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, 'cause...


Eb             Bb
I've conquered Earth
F             Gm 
It is time to move on!
Eb           Bb
Let's take a rocket
          F         Gm
Find some hot alien sl*ts
    (Gm) 
Set phasers to thrust
Eb          Bb
No time for spacesuits
     F       Gm
I am way too horny!
Ab              Eb
Let's show this galaxy what's - HAUKKKKKKKKK