Ninja Sex Party - I Own A Car Chords

Intro chords:
E    G   B  A  G - A
E    G   D  A
 
[Intro]
Sorry to interrupt your beach party everyone, just thought I'd stop by with my, *CAR*!
 
[Verse 1]
 E
Four wheels, one key
 E
I must be truly blessed
 E
Life is a school, and I'm
 D          A
Passin' the test
 E
Two working headlights
 E
Four functional seats
 E
And get a load of these pedals
            D           A
That I can push with my feet
 
[Bridge]
 A
There's an AM radio
 A
That kicks you right in the ass
 A                             B
So turn down the treble, baby (Uh)
 B
And crank up the bass! (Hey!)
 
[Chorus 1]
           E
I own a car! (Car!)
                    D  A
I own a car, woman
    G                             D             A
The cup-holder holds anything as long as it's a cup
         E
I own a car (Car!)
 E        D A
Car (Car!)
 
[Verse 2]
 E
Look out! It's beige
 E
The coolest kind of brown
 E
A human can handle
                D             A
Thank God that you're sitting down
 E
Check out these windows
 E
They're totally clear
 E
So you can watch in amazement
         D          A
As stuff gets more near
 
[Bridge 2]
 A
Do you believe in miracles?
 A
We're shootin' off like a star
 A                          B
Who needs a license, mama?
     B
When you got a car, hey!
 
[Chorus 2]
        E
I own a car (Car!)
Listen good
         E               D A
I own a car, ya turkeys!
     G                          D                A
The engine is a mystery and no one knows how it works
         E
I own a car! (Car!)
      D  A
(Car!)
 
[Instrumental Break] (Brian goes mad on keytar and plays around with D - E and A - B)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------8-10-8---8-------8------------10---12b10-12---10-8------8-10-------8---------------|
G|--7/9----------9---9-7-9---9-7-9-9-7-----------------9------9-7-9------7-9---7-9-7---------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------9-7-5---|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------7|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 
 
[Outro]
 E
Guess what I own boys?
 E
(Is it a boat?) No!
 E                     D        A
(Is it a car?) No-uh, yes actually
    G
The boys guessed that much faster
        D                      A
Than I thought the boys would guess
         E
I own a car! (Car!)
         E
I own a car