Ninja Sex Party - Cool Patrol Chords

Riff 1 (played during the | A#m | G# | parts)

A|------------6----------3---|
E|-6\-6-6-8-9----4--4--4---4-|

Riff 2 (played during the | F | parts)

A|-6/8-6------6/8-6-----|
E|-------9-8--------9-8-|

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[Intro]
A#m                              G#
Yo Ninja Brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around? 
A#m                         G#
This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol!


[Verse 1]
     A#m                          G#
Hey Kid! (Yo!) You're getting picked on in school
         A#m                          G#
The other boys! (Huh!)! They say you just ain't cool
            A#m                          G#
Well that's bullsh*t! (Yeah!!) We're gonna teach you the rules
 F
Those motherf**kers ain't gonna bother you no more

     A#m                          G#
We are the bad boys (Oh!) from the tough side of town 
    A#m                          G#
We are the Cool Patrol (Woo!) we'll turn your life around
    A#m                          G#
Those bullies (AW sh*t) their ass is done for now
           F
We're gonna show you how! So f**kin' listen y'all! First?


[Chorus]
             G#
You put your hands in the air 
        D#
And you jump off the ground
              A#m                          C# 
And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around
            G#                             D#
And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
            A#m             C#
This is the cool patrol dance


[Verse 2]
             G#
Now put your hands in your pockets
              D#
And take them right back out
          A#m                             C#
Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo)
           G#                                   D#              
Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
            A#m               C#
This is the cool patrol dance 

Whee!


[Bridge]

A#5  F5  F#5 x2


[Verse 2]
    A#m                           G#
Motherf**kin' bullies better watch their ass
    A#m                           G#
You're sending all them sh*ts a message there's a new king in class
    A#m                           G#
When they see you they're gonna freak out and p**s their pants
      F
THEY ARE YOUR b**chES! THEY ARE YOUR b**chES BECAUSE...


[Chorus]
             G#
You put your hands in the air
               D#
And then stick out your rear end
             A#m                          C#
And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend
             G#                 D#
And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
            A#m               C#
This is the cool patrol dance


[Verse 3]
            G#
Now rub the peanut butter on you
          D#
From your head to your feet
          A#m                            C#
And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats
            G#                               D#
Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
           A#m                 C#
This is the cool patrol dance


[Bridge]
     G#       D#      A#m   C#
Cool Break!

G# D# A#m   C# x3


[Chorus]
             G#
You put your hands in the air
           D#
And grab a bird from the sky
           A#m                    C#
And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
             G#                              D#
Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced
            A#m               C#
This is the cool patrol dance


[Verse 4]
           G#
You're basically a superhero now
        D#
So throw some cars
         A#m                             C#
Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars
    G#                          D#
Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
            A#m                C#
This is the cool patrol dance!


[Ending]

A#5  F5  F#5

A#m