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Everyone in town knew Mr. Webster.
He worked at the bank for forty years.
And each week Mr. Frizby made his check out..
for sixty-eight dollars clear.
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And through the years he thwarted twenty-seven
robberies..and each time Frizby promised him
They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster.
Everyone from the bank was there.
They had a cake and flowers ordered special..
and Frizby had a speech prepared.
And a little white box that held a watch with this
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inscription, "To Mr. Webster, with regards."
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Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster.
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Said, "Sorry...stop...cannot attend.
I've flown away and taken all your money.
Wish you were here to help me spend."
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And one by one all the people left the party.
And Mr. Frizby locked the door.
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