Modern Baseball - Chl03K Ukulele

[Verse 1]
           Eb
I'd rather spend my evening
           Cm
Talking to Chloe on Twiter
     Eb
Than having you come over
         Cm
So it'll be like old times
      Eb                         Cm
But I know that you don't give a f**k
                               Bb
Cause you're knee deep in your iPhone
 
[Verse 2]
Eb                        Cm
  But now that you saw my tweets
 
You know that I'm home
Eb
Buried in my cell phone
Cm
Tyna' get a hold of someone new
Eb                          Cm
Instead of hanging out with you
                     Ab
And your high school stories
 
[Verse 3]
Eb                       Cm         Bb
 But you sure know how to get right to me
               Eb       Bb
With all those Facebook statuses
Cm    Bb                Eb
About relationships and such
                  Cm
Poor grammar is a must
      Bb                Ab
But I trust that you can do it
 
[Bridge]
Eb                    Bb
 But I couldn't give a f**k
                          Ab
Whether you give a f**k or not
Eb         Bb
Rip my eye sockets out
     Ab
Make me regret ever going out
     Eb                        Bb
But I know I'll make it out of here alive
   Ab
As long as I don't watch your life
  Eb             Bb
Unfold before my very eyes
          Ab
Yeah, You told this high school story
             Eb        Bb
One too many times for me
             Ab
You know I'd rather
 
[Outro]
           Eb       Bb
I'd rather spend my evening
           Cm       Bb
Talking to Chloe on Twiter
     Eb        Bb       Cm            Eb
Than having to look you right in your eyes