Metallica - Electric Remote Tabs

This is a dumb song that Metallica must have quickly wrote on a bus or 
something.They played it live one night and I just found it on some site 
and thought it would be cool to tab and let people know that it exists.
  It is called Electric Remote.

E----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
E--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
p.m. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 

E--------------------------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
B--------------------------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
G--------------------------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
D--------------3-4-5-------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
A--------------2-3-4-------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
E--2p0-2p0-2p0-------2p0-2p0-2p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

Verse:
E--------------------------------|
B--------------------------------|
G--------------------------------|
D------------6/8---9--10--11-(0)-|
A------------4/6---7---8---9--0--|
E--2-2-2-2-2-4---0---0---0----0--|

Chorus:
E----0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
B----x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--|
G----4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-0-0-0--|
D----x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x----|
A--0-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-0-0-0--|
E--0-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--|


Lyrics:

Verse 1:
One day I died
with grease in my butt
and a boot happened

What a heap day
I te' yeself
doelkaj if bohj ( japanese )

Chorus:
This guy told me he found a remote
I told him, yeah i bet
he said look at it
I did
it was cool
i touched it
it shocked me
it was electric
it was a surprise
oh how i died
that day, when i died
and some guy told me he found a remote

Verse 2:
Oh how I screamed at the torture
it pained like he'
and then i told him butt
and he got fierce

i was fierce too
we pulled knives on each other
and then on ourselves
we were both trouts and carps

we pulled the trigger on the knives
the went "SHLEIKORAMEEDADHEAD"
we screamed at the commotion
and the funny part is that this happened on a train



Thats it.  It sounds like I made it up, but I plomise that I didn't. (whut)
It's pretty hard if ya know how fast to play it.  Its pretty dern fast.
te' ye.
But I tell ye whut, if I ever made a song like that, it might exist.

BYE BYE