WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Kate Micucci - Dear Deer Ukulele | Ver. 1
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Dear Deer,
I am writing you a letter
in the hopes that you'll know better
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not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania
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'cause my dad's in a tree waiting to kill ya
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just be warned
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Some say dream until tomorrow
that I'll wash away your sorrow
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but I'm telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed
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if you do you'll end up sitting in a pot roast
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it's not fair
Dm
Some say Pennsylvania's sunny
Bdim
but I prefer to say it's gunny
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okay maybe that's not funny
Fmaj
but either way it's way to punny
I know
G
okay
G
Dear deer
New Jersey just might suit you
because there they cannot shoot you
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but the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun
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but it's better than a man holding a shotgun
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don't you think
Dm
I'm just writing to remind you
Bdim
that an orange man will find you
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and sneak up right behind you
Fmaj G
to seal the fate that's been assigned to you
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Just know
that your population is stringy
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and the Pennsylvania thinking is just backwards
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it'll leave you cold and meted on a placard
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it's not fair
Dm
Deer I hope that you can hear me
Bdim
'Cause I think of you so dearly
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so I'll write each sentence clearly
Fmaj
and I'll sign it with sincerely,
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K-A-T-E
C (Strum once)
Kate!
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