Gerry And The Pacemakers - The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine Chords

[Intro]
     D               F
I'll be big bright green
C N.C.             D
 Pleasure machine
 
[Verse 1]
D
Do people have a tendency to go for you?
                                        C
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
   D
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
                                       C
Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs?
Bb
Well there's no need to complain
         A
We'll eliminate your pain
       G
We can neutralize your brain
             A
You'll feel just fine, now
 
[Chorus]
      D   F N.C.
Buy a big bright green
C N.C.             D
  Pleasure machine
 
[Verse 2]
D
Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
                                    C
Is life within the business world a drag?
         D
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around
                                   C
To find yourself a more productive bag?
        Bb
Are you worried and distressed?
          A
Can't you seem to get no rest?
        G
Put our product to the test
             A
You'll feel just fine, now
 
[Chorus]
      D   F N.C.
Buy a big bright green
C N.C.
  Pleasure machine
 
[Bridge]
A                       G
You better hurry up and order one
    E7                     A
Our limited supply is very nearly gone
 
[Verse 3]
       D
Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?
                                           C
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?
        D
Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?
                                      C
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?
            Bb
But you can end your daily strife
     A
At a reasonable price
               G
You've seen it advertised in Life
             A
You'll feel just fine, now
 
[Chorus]
      D   F N.C.
Buy a big bright green
C N.C.
  Pleasure machine
 
[Outro]
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