Frank Zappa - Wonderful Wino Chords

[Intro]
A   G C    A   G C   A   G C   A   G C
 
[Verse 1]
A                         G
L.A. in the summer of '69
A                                       D
I went downtown and bought me some wine
                                    C
Oh, I drank it down under the table
        A
I said: Watch me now
A
I'm gonna eat the label
           D        E
Well I'm a wino man
                     G   A
Don't you know I am?
 
[Verse 2]
A                      C
36 - 24, hips about 30
A
I seen a fine lady
 
And I started talkin' dirty
         D
Boy, she looked over at me
                         C
And she raised her thumb
           A
She said: "Jam down the road
 
You bum, bum, bum, bum"
      D        E
I'm a wino man
                     G  A  C  A
Don't you know I am?
 
[Bridge]
F#m                   C#m
I went to the country
                     F#m
And while I was gone
                                    C#m
I lost control of my body functions
                                           Bm
On the road ahead at the ladies front lawn
Bm
I'm so ashamed
                  F#m
But I'm a wino man
F#m
I can't help myself
          A
I've been drinkin' all night
A
Till my eyes got red
A
Stumbled on the gutter
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And busted my head
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Bugs in my zoot suit
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Been scratchin' like a dog
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I can't stand no water
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And I stink like a hog
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Give me a five dollar bill
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And an overcoat too
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Give me a five dollar bill
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And an overcoat too
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A five dollar bill and an overcoat too
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A five dollar bill and a floor shine shoe
 
[Outro]
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