Ffs - The Man Without A Tan Chords

Intro: Dm, F, G (x4)

Dm         F      G  Dm         F      G 
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dm         F      G  Dm         F      G 
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


 Dm                        F              G
The man without a tan came strolling into town
 Dm                              F                G
He had the whitest collar and he brought a scene around
 Dm                            F              G
Girls were all a-drooling, [?] hum the lullaby
 Dm                                    F              G
The men were all suspicious but they didn't know just why
 Dm                              F              G
The man without a tan, he's a threat to you and me
 Dm                                      F           G
He has the kind of hands that you might see on your TV
    Bb
And if he touched your woman, how the hell could she resist?
    G
I'm sure he'll entertain her with a little bit of this

Gm                         F
Our rugged handsomeness is no match for

 Dm                        F        G
The man without a tan
 Dm                        F        G
The man without a tan
 Dm                        F        G
The man without a tan
 Dm                        F        G
The man without a tan



Dm         F      G  Dm         F      G 
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dm         F      G  Dm         F      G 
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 
 Dm                             F              G
The man without a tan, he had a walk around the town
 Dm                                F              G
He found a rollin' restaurant and entered and sat down
 Dm                            F            G
He ordered Coca-Cola with some lemon but no ice
 Dm                               F              G
He reached into his pocket and he found his lucky dice
 Dm                             F                 G
He finished up his cola and the waitress thought, "So soon?"
 Dm                               F              G
He looked a little bit like Gary Cooper in High Noon
   Bb
He left to find a movie theatre, it was shuttered down
   G
It seemed like there were lots of things that had been shuttered down

Gm                         F
Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
 Dm                        F          G
The man without a tan
 Dm                        F          G
The man without a tan
 Dm                        F          G
The man without a tan
 Dm                        F          G
The man without a tan

Dm
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Dm
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Bb                   Gm
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dm         F      G  Dm         F      G 
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 Dm                               F           G   
I overheard my girlfriend on her landline telephone
 Dm                               F           G   
She thought I couldn't hear her but she really should've known
 Dm                               F           G 
The man without a tan was on the line and being cute
 Dm                               Dm          Dm
I stood back in the showers, I was fuming in my boots

Gm                         F
Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
 Dm                        F        G
The man without a tan
 Dm                        F        G
The man without a tan
  Gm                                                       F
Twenty years have passed and I'm the man without a tan
([?] to be a rugged handsome man)

 Dm                        F        G
The man without a tan
 Dm                        F        G
The man without a tan
Gm                                                            F
And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man"
(Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man")
 Dm                        F        G
The man without a tan
 Dm                        F        G
The man without a tan

Gm                                                             F
And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man"
(Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man")
 Dm                        F        G
The man without a tan
 Dm                        F        G
The man without a tan

Gm                                                             F
And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man"
(Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man")
 Dm             (once)                        
The man without a tan

(Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)