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Donovan - The Intergalactic Laxative Chords

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The Intergalactic Laxative Chords

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                [Intro]
A  A  A  A

[Verse 1]
  A
I was impressed like everyone,
           E      A
When man began to fly,
D              A
Out of earthly regions,
   E              A
To planets in the sky.
     D           A
With total media coverage,
   A
We watched the heroes land,
   A
As ceremoniously
     A             E      A
They disturbed the cosmic sand.


[Verse 2]
   A
In awe with admiration,
            E      A
We listened to the talk.
     D
Such pride felt they,
     A
Such joy to be
 E               A
Upon the moon to walk.
   D               A
My romantic vision shattered,
        A
When it was explained to me,
A
Spacemen wear old diapers
   A          E        A
In which they sh*t and pee.


[Chorus]
        A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
                  E       A
Will get you from here to there.
D               A
Relieve you and believe me, 
    E              A
Without a worry or care.
   D                A
If sh*tting is your problem,
            A
When you're out there in the stars,
        A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
     A            E       A
Will get you from here to Mars.

[Verse 3]
     A
They don't partake like you and I,
         E      A
Of beefy burger mush.
      D              A
Their food is specially prepared
   E             A
To dissolve into slush.
  D               A
Absorbed by multi-fibers
       A
In the super diaper suit,
A
Otherwise the slush would trickle
A      E        A
Down inside the boot.

[Chorus]
        A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
                  E       A
Will get you from here to there.
D               A
Relieve you and believe me, 
    E              A
Without a worry or care.
   D                A
If sh*tting is your problem,
            A
When you're out there in the stars,
        A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
     A            E       A
Will get you from here to Mars.

[Verse 4]
    A
You may well ask now what becomes
          E       A
Of liquid they consume.
  D                A
A pipe is led from penis head
     E           A
To a unit in the room.
    D          A
The water is recirculated,
A
Filtered for re-use.
   A
In case of anti-gravity -
A        E      A
Pee gets on the loose.

[Chorus]
        A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
                  E       A
Will get you from here to there.
D               A
Relieve you and believe me, 
    E              A
Without a worry or care.
   D                A
If sh*tting is your problem,
            A
When you're out there in the stars,
        A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
     A            E       A
Will get you from here to Mars.

[Verse 5]
    A
Wherever man has conquered,
       A         E         A
On the quest for frontiers new, da da da da
    D                A
I'm glad he's always had to do
    E              A
The number one and two.
   D               A
It makes it all so ordinary,
A
Just like you and me,
   A
To know the greatest heroes,
     A      E        A
They had to sh*t and pee.

[Outro]
    A
The intergalactic laxative
                  E       A
Will get you from here to there,
    D            A
For cosmic constipation
        E                A
There's none that can compare.
   D                A
If sh*tting is your problem
            A
When you're out there in the stars,
        A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
    A
The intergalactic laxative,
    A
The intergalactic laxative,
     A            E       A
Will get you from here to Mars.            
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