Dead Kennedys - Dear Abby Chords

[Intro]
F#5 N.C.      B5
    Dear Abby:
N.C.         B5
Got a problem...
 
 
[Verse 1]
B5
I'm a decent, underpaid
B5
Hardworking county coroner
B5
It's important that my family eats meat
B5
At least three times a week
B5
But we just can't afford to
B5
With prices the way they are
B5
So, I bring home some choice cuts
B5
From my autopsy subjects
                E5
Just mix in the Tuna Helper and ta-da!
 
 
[Refrain]
N.C.     B5
Dear Abby:
N.C.         B5
Got a problem...
 
 
[Verse 2]
B5
The whole family thinks
B5
My new meals are delicious
B5
They ask me, "What's your secret?"
B5
Abby, I think they're getting suspicious
E5
My smartass eight-year-old keeps asking
 
"Where's all the meat?
B5
The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge"
                    E5 N.C.
If they find out the truth
B5
I don't think they'll understand
 
 
[Refrain]
N.C. F#5  N.C.                   E5
Abby,     what do I tell my family?
 
 
[Guitar Solo]
E5   G5  E5  F#5 E5
 
 
[Outro]
B5
Dear Reaganomics victim:
B5
Consult your clergyman
B5
Make sure the body's blessed
                         F#5
And everything should be just fine
A5
Just fine...