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David Alan Coe - I Made Linda Lovelace Gag Ukulele

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I Made Linda Lovelace Gag Ukulele

(ver. 1)
David Alan Coe
I Made Linda Lovelace Gag

Verses: G-C-D-G
Chorus: G-C-G-D  G-C-G-D-G


intro

Verse 1:

G
Well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps
C
You can talk about your hollywood fags
D
if you want to know the baddest motherf**ker in the world
D                            G
then i'm the greatest lover alive


Verse 2:
G
Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me
C
before she ever got rich
D
and it would take the average man a day and a half
D                     G
just to satisfy that b**ch

Verse 3:
G
why the queen of england, gave me the key
C
to the whole damn country of France
D                   D
and it only took me fifteen minutes
D                 G
to get in to her pants

Verse 4:
G
well i f**ked them all, from coast to coast
C
cause honey, that's my bag
D                     D
in fact, i'm the only guy in the world
D                            G
that can make linda lovelace gag

Chorus

G
do do do do, do do do
      C
do do duh
          G
do do duh do duh do
         D
do do do do

             G
do do do do, do do do
      C
do do duh
G            D
do do duh do duh do
G
do do do do


Now it ain't that my dick is so god damn big
it's just that i know how to use it
and i never let no nickel dime whore
ever get the chance to abuse it

they can suck it for hours and hours on end
but i'll still be in control
and i won't come until i want to come
cause that's my jelly roll

now there ain't no woman that's no match for me
i've had them try to wear me down
i've f**ked them barmaids and bank clerks
i even f**ked a circus clown

teachers and lawyers, doctors and more
them fat women sure are greeeat
i'll tell you i'm the only motherf**ker in the world
that can make linda lovelace gag

interlude

well ol' harry reams fell apart at the seams
when he saw me f**k that whore
she sucked my dick and swallowed my nuts
and i still hollared for more

she sucked my a**hole, she sucked my toes
she's the suckingest b**ch around
well i made her call up two more cunts
and man that ain't no jive

she don't give me no sh*t, about being no big time lover
or some movie star with a jag
cause you ain't sh*t, if you can't get
linda lovelace to gag

and don't talk about being no full time lover
cause mister that's my bag
i'm the only mother f**ker in the damn world
that can make linda lovelace gag

chorus

solo to fade out
            
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