Courtney Barnett - Being Around Chords

(Capo 9)     
G                G                 C              C 
If I was in the fridge,  would you open the door?
G            G                D              D   
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
G             G                    C              C 
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
G           G                D               D
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
                C                  D 
Where would you keep it? Would you eat it?
         G                      Em     C    D     G
I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around

G

G             G                          C            C 
If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang?
G             G                     D                D 
If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing?
G          G                      C             C 
If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce
G      G                D             D 
Up and down inside your bank account?
          C                D 
Would you trust me, not to break you?
         G                    Em        C         D     G
I'm just tryin really hard to make you, notice me being around

G

G          G                 C           C 
If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?
G          G             D                D 
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
G            G                C              C 
If I was the carpet would you wipe your feet
G          G               D               D 
In time to save me from mud off the street?
       C               D                             
If you like me, if you love me
              G                          Em
Why don't you get down on your knees and scrub me?
             C      D           G      Em
I'm a little grubby from being around
             C      D           G      
I'm a little grubby from being around