Cardiacs - She Is Hiding Behind The Shed Ukulele

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                SHE IS HIDING BEHIND THE SHED - Cardiacs
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Intro

D     B     D     B     G#m


Main riff

F#  B  D  A  C#m  F#  C  G

Bm  E  A#  F  C#  G#  C#m  F#


Verse

C#                 A#
Tuesday and what's happening now
C#                  E        B    C#
It's not real life, it's not fantasy-by-side
    A#
The sea-by-side
C#                   E         B          D     B   G#m
Back the shed that's where she hides from me

C#             A#
Dear everyone, axe in me
C#                 E       B
Hoping I don't get lost in heaven
C#             A#
Nevermind I'll see you there
C#              E        B
Goodbye my favourite and I don't care

G                 E
You don't have to live in there
G              A#      F
But some of us can who dare
     C         G
Here comes the never

C#           A#
I can't even find my shoes
C#                   E         B          D
Back the shed that's where she moves from me
             B
And everyone before
D                  B      G#m
Leave me inside my floor


Chorus

F#           B         D        A
You're right she said, she nods her head
C#m       F#      C        G
I thought we'd be alright, instead
Bm      E         A#     F
I think she hides behind the shed
C#          G#       C#m        F#
"Thank you, I taught you well", I said

D
Nevermind I'll see you there

Goodbye my favourite I don't care
B                                 D   B
I really don't I'll see you there

Bridge

 D (strike once)
e-----------------|
B-----------------|
G--7--6--2--------|
D--0--0--0--------|
A-----------------|
E-----------------|

 G (with rhythm)
e-----------------|
B-----------------|
G--7--6--2--4-----|
D--0--0--0--0-----|
A-----------------|
E-----------------|

Em                   D        Em
Leaved me in with no definite right
         C    D       C
To leave me inside my floor

e------------|
B------------|
G------------|
D------------|
A--2---------|
E----3-------|

("G" part of bridge section follows (keyboard line))


Verse

D    B

D#                 C
Tuesday and what's happening now
D#                  C             C#
It's not real life, it's not fantasy-by-sides
    A#
The sea-by-side
C#                   E         B
Back the shed that's where she hides and
G                 E
You don't have to live in there
G              A#      F
But some of us can who dare
     C         G
Here comes the never
C#           A#
I can't even find my shoes
C#                   E         B
Back the shed that's where she moves from me
G                E
Sea-by-sides the sea-by-side
G                    A#        F
Back the shed that's where she hides from

(Then the chorus, repeat till fade out, at the end of the first
chorus the last F# chord is cut off)

There it is...enjoy it!

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