Cardiacs - Odd Even Ukulele

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        ODD EVEN - Cardiacs
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Intro
G		Bm		E  x  2

Verse I
G                                        C
Died in earth did brother by the side of sister
A         E        G	Bm	E    G	Bm	E                
No moist just dry fire
G
Midas feet were ruined
            C       A        E       G		Bm    	E
Merry Jesus brew in sent her soul by wire
G		Bm    	E

Chorus
C           G              Eb      Bb    Dm 
One hand in mouth she dug into the sandy soil
     G     Bm        E
All gently down she goes
         G   D   A   E    G  D  A    E  
And you were all fine    dry    worlds

Verse II
G				
All the wells are useless
                C 	A		   E		  G    Bm     E   G    Bm    E
And the thirsty omens don't smile on your kind
G
Distress is a pest
                   C          A        E		  G	  Bm 	E
Gratified with the smallest things it make and find
G	  Bm 	E

Chorus
C              G		   Eb	   Bb
Cried with her apron all over her head
    Dm       G        Bm     E
She gone all gently down as always
     G  D   A	  E	G	D  A  E  G  D   A   E
And we can't just drive away in a nice car
G  D    A   E
A nice car

(Zappaesque Instrumental Bit)

Chorus
C              G           Eb            Bb
Came here all thirsty and drank from my hands
	Dm
All gone
    G	       Bm	
Loudly and long
     E            G   D
Drank loudly and long
A   E  G D  A   E        G  D   A   E
Can't just drive away in a nice car
G  D   A  E
A nice car