Bowling For Soup - Major Denial Chords

[Intro]
 
A
 
 
[Verse]
 
A                 E
You've got style, You've got class
       F#m       E                   D
You've got a boyfriend that wants to kick my ass
  D                 A
I made him angry, I made him annoyed
       D                               E
When I sent him dirty pictures from my polaroid
A                      E
Sorry about the tracks in your yard
    F#m            E            D
For taking out the tree and for hitting your barn
  D                            A
I didn't see it coming, it was moving to fast
D                                E
Here's a hundred dollars for the bodycast
 
 
[Chorus]
 
             A       D
We could get married in Las Vegas
  A            D
I know that my mom will take us
A             D                E
Put it all on black and let it ride
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
A                E
I saw you at the club downtown
   F#m      E               D
We danced together till you turned around
                    A
And saw me in my Gibraltar pose
         D                            E
Then you kicked me in the nuts and ya broke my nose
 
 
[Chorus 2]
 
             A       D
We could get married in Las Vegas
  A            D
I know that my mom will take us
A             D                E
Put it all on black and let it ride
 
 
[Bridge]
 
              D          A
Cause it's so hard being me
               D            A
Victim of your no loser policy
                D                A
And I know that one day you will see
          Bm               D
That your so damn lucky to be with a guy like
 
 
[Solo]
 
A  F#m E A F#m E A F#m E A F#m E
me
 
 
[Bridge 2]
 
D                       A
What can I say, feeling lonely
D                        A
So do you think we could hang around, you get to know me
Bm
Tell me things you'd like to show me,
A
Tie me up like I'm a pony,
Bm             C#m           D                 E
Ride me to the moon, you can spank me till I'm black and blue
    E
And bleeding too and begging you to stop!
 
 
[Chorus 3]
 
             A       D
We could get married in Las Vegas
  A            D
I know that my mom will take us
A             D                E
Put it all on black and let it ride
 
 
[Coda]
 
              D          A
Cause it's so hard being me
               D            A
Victim of your no loser policy
                D                A
And I know that one day you will see
          Bm               D
That your so damn lucky to be
Bm               D                  A
So Damn Lucky to be with a guy like me