Bomb The Music Industry - 2400000 Ukulele

[Verse 1]
  Bm             E
I know what it looks like
    Bm            E
The ship's not capsizing
    D             G
The driver's just drunk
   D             G
Or asleep at the wheel
    Bm     E             Bm                E
The map is illegible, we spilled beers all over it
      D             G             D         G          D          G          D          G
We're all p**s poor heroes, we're aching to drown in a sea of bad metaphors, trite, overused
          D              G            D          G
Well, I'm sorry, I guess talking just gets me confused
      Bm  E   Bm  E
Dang, dang
      D   G   D   G
Dang, dang

[Solo]
Bm  E   Bm  E
D   G   D   G

[Verse 2]
    Bm     E
And as a result
      Bm            E
Conversations don't start
     D           G
They sputter and stammer
     D           Em
They spiral like sh*t
          D           G               D               G
Trying to go down the drain but keeps spinning 'cause forces
    D        G          D           G               D          G
Are making it stay and I don't wanna talk 'cause you don't understand
     D          G         D           G
This wasn't for anyone, I just wanted something that
D         G                 D          G
Wasn't prepackaged and that wasn't pre-planned
        D       G            D            G
And now my only plan that is damn sure to happen
   D        G           D                 G
Is slowly decaying on a shelf filled with millionaires
D          G           D             G
Saving the future in a sweet f**king press release
D           G              D            G
Gloating on pedestals, you can't make a change
  D                 G
Unless you're there bragging
  D             G
Unless you're a dick about
A
Something that's pure to you
Bdim
Always gets f**ked, hey! hey!

[Solo]
Bm  E   Bm  E
D   G   D   G
Bm  E   Bm  E
D   G   D   G

[Verse 3]
D         G                 D           G
Google my name, 'cause kid, I've got credentials
   D           G              D                 G
My pop's a big sh*t and I can get you free long distance
   D        G           D              G
My co-op is awesome, my fixed gear's ridiculous
     D                G         D        G                G
Stop smiling and stop frowning, I always thought you'd be different
                                     Bm        A       F#m
And there's been talk of leaving for good, but how, to where?
                           D
And what happens when they show up there with friends, show up there with friends?
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Can you afford to leave again, afford to leave again?
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And there's been talk of leaving for good, but how, to where?
                           D
And what happens when they show up there with friends, show up there with friends?
        Bm
Can you afford to leave again, can you afford to leave again?

[Outro]
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