Bo Burnham - Ironic Chords

Bo Burnham - Ironic
Chords

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My dog's stomach was very upset,
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So I put him in the car and we went to the vet.
D                    A
And on our way to the vet,
              D A D
I killed a cat.
                        D A D
I said isn't that ironic?

D                      A
I adopted a child from over seas,
D                              A
to rescue him from child labor factories,
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And on his very first birthday we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop.
 D         A      D
isn't that ironic
                  D        G      D       A
I said isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?

D               G
A water-park is burnt to the ground,
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And a toe-truck has broken down.
D               A
I always use to cry when I laughed,
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and then I was malested by a clown.
                  D A D
Isn't that ironic?

(Get the idea?)( The only change is the key change were all chords go two semitones up ) 

I was watching Al Gore on CNN,
He was talking, and talking, and talking,
and then,
Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself.

I dated an animal rights activist,
and one day she got really p**sed,
Because I was eating veal,
That was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread.

Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch,
And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch.

If everyday you play the board-game Risk,
You probably never taken a risk in your life.
And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold on the board game market.
A little kid died from suffocation, when he choked a game piece from Operation.
And I can't grow a beard.
That one's not ironic, that one's just sad.

Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant.

My grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were...