Bobby Bare - I Never Went To Bed With An Ugly Woman Chords

INTRO: E

#1.
E                       A
I serve my time loosing track of the wine,
E                                A
looking through red eyes that're blue.
E                   B
Holding on till the very last song,
          A          B           E
trying to make up my mind who to choose.


#2. 
E                    A
Chasing a dream in a whiskey world
E                A
down the neon avenue. 
         E                         B
No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman,
      A         B         E
but I sure woke up with a few.
 

CHORUS:
         A                            E
Ain't it funny how the liquor and the flicker 
                      A               
of a candle makes you see it from a different
E
view.
                                   B
Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman,
      A         B         E
but I sure woke up with a few.


#3.
E                               A
I've made more than one morning laying there 
                  E                A
groaning, crying, Lord, what did I do?
E                      B
A-hanging my head as I slipped from the bed,
       A           B         E
trying hard not to leave any clues.


#4.
E                                A
When I start out the evening I'm being selective,
         E                   A
but I'll take anything after two.
         E                         B
Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
      A         B         E
but I sure woke up with a few.


CHORUS:
         A                            E
Ain't it funny how the liquor and the flicker 
                      A               
of a candle makes you see it from a different
E
view.
                                   B
Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman,
      A         B         E
but I sure woke up with a few.


OUTRO:
E                                  B
Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman,
      A         B         E
but I sure woke up with a few.