Andrew Jackson Jihad - Oldey Timey Ukulele

Tuning: standard
This is what my brother and I figured out for this song.  Feel free to post 
corrections.  This is also my first time posting chords, so lets hope all goes 
well with formatting.  Have fun with it

Intro/Trombone solo:  C    Am   F   G   F G  C Cmaj7 Am  F G  C Am C   C Am C   
(listen to song for timing, its kinda hard to describe) 

C                      Am                  F                        G
I've had a bad day, I am ashamed, And I'm afraid
        F      G               C   Cmaj7 Am    F    G     C   Am C  C  Am C
And I am drained of what was named self-respect


C
If the bridge that I was driving over
Am                                                  F
Collapsed while I was driving over it
                                      G
That may not be such a bad thing

F                                      G
I would finally meet my maker
             C          Cmaj7  Am
I could meet the great   creator
             F                      G                             C   Am  C   C  Am  C
And I'd punch him for teaching me how to sing


C
And my body would be at the bottom
Am
Of a lake in West Virginia
      F                                                      G
Instead of the bottom of this bottle that I drink


           F                        G
I don't have a drinking problem
          C         Cmaj7    Am
Don't have a drinking solution
F                    G                       C  Am  C  C  Am  C
I don't think I ever learned to think


C
And no one knows
               Am
What it's like to be
F                        G
Anybody but themselves
F    G
No one
C   Cmaj7  Am
No-o one
F    G           C  Am  C   C  Am  C
No-o one else 

(Thank you)