Andrew Jackson Jihad - Evil Ukulele

C

C             C/B     Am    F      C
No one will know how evil I really am
No one will know how evil I really am

        F               G
Cause I like to wear disguises
      Am
And I like to disguise my plans
F                    G             C
No one will know how evil I really am

    
    C             C/B Am       F      C  
And no one will know  truly how I feel
    C             C/B Am    F     C
And no one will know  how I truly feel
    
      F                    G 
Cause I can no longer differentiate
                Am                    F
Between what is fake and what is real
  G                    C     E7
I don't know how I feel

F   G   C-C/B-Am-G  F  G  C


C       C/B Am    F       C
I was born   in a hospital
C        C/B           Am           F       C
My first two days were spent in the care of nuns
       F                  G
But my mother found it in her
       Am
To go ahead and take me back
      F         G  C  E7
And I love her

F   G   C-C/B-Am-G  F  G  C

 
    C        C/B         Am      F         C      
And I will always appreciate bad days like this
             C          C/B          Am              F           C
Because they grant me a point of reference in regards to my happiness

      F                         G
And although I feel cold and empty one day
       Am 
I hope I can feel warm and full
           F          G            C       E7
Stand with honor, and comfort, and dignity

F   G   C-C/B-Am-G  F  G  C