Afroman - Because I Got High Ukulele

 [Intro: Afroman]

Hmm

It's like... I don't care about nothin' man

Roll another blunt... Yeah (ohh ohh ohh)


La da da da da da La, Da Daaa

La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa


[Verse 1]
G                                     C
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
            D                                           G
I was gonna get up and find the broom... but then I got high
                                      c
My room is still messed up and I know why (Why man?)

Yea heyy
              G
Because I got high
              D
Because I got high
              G
Because I got high


(La da da da da da da da da)


[Verse 2]
G                                    C
I was gonna go to class before I got high
          D                                         G
I coulda' cheated and I coulda' passed... but I got high
                                        C
I am taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?)
              G
Because I got high
              D
Because I got high
              G
Because I got high


(La da da da da da da da da)


[Verse 3]
G                                     C
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
  D                                  G
I just got a new promotion but I got high...
                                C
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?)
              G
Because I got high
              D
Because I got high
              G
Because I got high


(La da da da da da da da da)


[Verse 4]
G                                    C
I was gonna go to court before I got high
            D                                   G
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (No you ain't!)
                                       C
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
            G
Cause I got high
            D
Cause I got high
            G
Cause I got high


(La da da da da da da da da)


[Verse 5]
G                                          C
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
            D                                     G
I was gonna pull right over and stop... but I was high
                                 C
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?)
              G
Because I got high
              D
Because I got high
              G
Because I got high


(La da da da da da da da da)


[Verse 6]
G                                       C
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
         D                                       G
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
                                             C
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (Why man?)
              G
Because I got high
              D
Because I got high
              G
Because I got high


(La da da da da da da da da)


[Verse 7]
G                                           C
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
            D                                G
I was gonna eat yo' pussy too but then I got high
                               C
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
              G
Because I got high
              D
Because I got high
              G
Because I got high


(La da da da da da da da da)


[Verse 8]
G                                        C
I messed up my entire life because I got high
  D                                   G
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
                                            C
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
              G
Because I got high
              D
Because I got high
              G
Because I got high


(La da da da da da da da da)


[Verse 9]
G                                            C
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
    D                                          G
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
                                    C
And if I don't sell one copy I know why (why man?)

Yea heyy
          G
Cause I'm high
          D
Cause I'm high
          G
Cause I'm high


La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop


Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh


Cause I'm high, , cause I'm high, cause I'm high


(hey where the cluck at cuz)


[Verse 10]
G                                         C
Well my name is Afroman and I'm from east Palmdale (east-palm-dale)
            D                                 G
And all the tail weed I be smokin' is bomb as hellllll (excelent delivery)
                                         C
I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my goodness)
              G                    D            G
So all of you skins (skins) please give me more head


(Backaaa) Afro- mutha f**kin- m-a-n(m-a-nnnnnn)

A E I O U(a e i o u) and sometimes W(hahahahaha)


We ain't gonna sell none of these mutha f**kin albums cuz

Lets go back to Marshall Derby and hang some mo chickens cuz

f**k it


f**k the corporate world biatch!