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Hooker With A Penis Chords

(ver. 1)
Tool
VERSE 1 (D D - -)
D D     D   D       D     D F   F
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
D    D       D    D      F
Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings
F      F         F              
New tattoos that claimed that 


(D DU U D)
D  D     C 
He was OGT,
C       D
After '92,
D          C    C
The first EP.


(D D - -)
(C)      D  
And in between
D       D
Sips of Coke
D       D
He told me that
D
He thought 
D       D       D
We were sellin' out,
F      F
Layin' down,
F       F
Suckin' up
F      F 
To the man.


CHORUS 1 (D DU U D)
         C        
Well now I've got some
G          D           D
Advice for you, little buddy.
F                    G
Before you point the finger
           D
You should know that
        D
I'm the man,
       C
And if I'm the man,
     G               
Then you're the man, and
D               A
He's the man as well so you can
F                  G              D    D
Point that f**kin' finger up your ass.

F G D D (one strum)


VERSE 2 (D D - -)
D            D                     D
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
D
Dumb f**k.
D          D               D         D        D
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.
          F              F
I sold my soul to make a record,
F
Dip sh*t,
F   F   F      F (hold)
And you bought one.


CHORUS 2 (D DU U D)
   C
So I've got some
G          D           D
Advice for you, little buddy.
F                     G
Before you point your finger
           D
You should know that
        D
I'm the man,
   C               G
If I'm the f**kin' man
                D              A
Then you're the f**kin' man as well

So you can
F                  G              D    D
Point that f**kin' finger up your ass.

F G D D 
F F D (hold)


VERSE 3 (D DU U D)
A             D                    D     
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
D
Dumb f**k.
F          F               G    G        D
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
          D              D          
I sold my soul to make a record,
D
Dip sh*t,
F       G            D   D
And you bought one.


BRIDGE (D DU U D)
C G D D 
F G D D


VERSE 4 (D D - -)
F        F
All you read and
F       F
Wear or see and
C       C       
Hear on TV
C    C
Is a product
G       G
Begging for your
G      G
Fatass dirty
D (hold)
Dollar
(N.C.)
So...Shut up and


OUTRO (DUDUDUDU)
D   D   D        
Buy buy buy
C   C               
Buy my new record
D   D   D      
Buy buy buy
C    C
Send more money
D    D
f**k you, buddy.
C    C
f**k you, buddy.
D    D
f**k you, buddy.
C    C
f**k you, buddy.
D (hold)            
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