The Wonder Stuff - Welcome To The Cheap Seats Chords

Verse 1
G             D
Laugh when he jokes, 
     Em          Bm
Slap him when he chokes,
     C       G           D
It's time to give up the smokes.
    G          D            Em       Bm
And oh when he cries, don't wipe his eyes,
         C             G         D                  G
Take the wine from the swine and remind him of his crimes.


Chorus,
G C      D         G
Oh, in another world,
G C         D         G
Yeah he can wear a dress,
G C    D           G
Oh in another world,
G C         D         G
Yeah he can wear a dress.


Verse 2,
 G            D
Imagine his suprise,
        Em         Bm
When he opened his eyes,
    C           G         D        G
And I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs,
 G             D
Imagine the disturbance 
       Em             Bm
At the time of the occurrence,
         C             G
When his life became a burden,
   D              G
We laughed at his cries,


Chorus,
G C      D         G
Oh, in another world,
G C         D         G
Yeah he can wear a dress,
G C    D           G
Oh in another world,
G C         D         G
Yeah he can wear a dress.


Interlude,
G              D     D
Welcome to the cheap seats,
G              D     D
Welcome to the cheap seats,
G              D     D
Welcome to the cheap seats,
C         G
Ahhhhhhhh oh
G              D      D
Welcome to the cheap seats,
G              D      D
Welcome to the cheap seats,
G              D      D
Welcome to the cheap seats,
      C                             G
Where lifes seen through your spectacles


Chorus,
G C      D         G
Oh, in another world,
G C         D         G
Yeah he can wear a dress,
G C    D           G
Oh in another world,
G C         D         G
Yeah he can wear a dress.