The Fratellis - A Heady Tale Ukulele

A Heady Tale Acoustic

Intro: 
F F F
F G G
F F G
F A G G F

F
Well grab a chair and keep your money
F F
Oh you know thereʼs no guarantees
F
Well I've told you once before
G G
Big legged? women make me sneeze
F
And Iʼll kick you out the door
F G
Oh if you would only lie
F A
And theyʼll come crashing though the wall
G G F
Till the minute that you die

F
Well Pour a drink or three
F F
And maybe We can all sleep for a while
F
Well I've told you once before
G G
I love your innocent smile
F
Livingʼs much too easy
F G
To be dead would be a bore
F A
Well you swear that youʼre alive
G G F
But I've seen your kind before

G
So steal the watch from off my wrist
F F
Oh and shake me by the hand
F
We could disappear for days
G G
And they wouldnʼt understand
F
Gypsy blood will get you far
F G
Though it's far away from me
F A
Look me up when you get home
F F
And then maybe then we'll see

F
Well Tear a hole in my brown shoes
F F
We could all sleep for a while
F
Well I love your pretty webbed feet
G G
Though they have never been in style
F
Well I've told you once before
F G
That you could break my heart
F A
Well Iʼve seen you and you around
G G F
But I can't tell you apart

G
Though theyʼll hunt you like a dog
F F
Well they wont take you alive
F
Coz you've made them piles of money
G G
Stacked up twenty stories high
F
And the boys in every bar
F G
Well they'll miss you when you gone
F A
You can tell a heady tale 
F F
And we'll both keep screamin on

F F F
So if you listen very carefully about right now
F G G
you can probably hear a lawnmower outside in the garden.
F F G 
So not only have you got a free song, 
F A G G F
but you've got a lawnmower in the back garden!

OK!

G
Well steal the watch from off my wrist
F F
Oh and shake me by the hand
F
We could disappear for days
G G
And they wouldnʼt understand
F
Gypsy blood will get you far
F G
Though that's far away from me
F A
Look me up when you get home
F F
And maybe then we'll see

G
And oh theyʼll hunt you like a dog
F F
But they wont take you alive
F
Coz you've made them piles of money
G G
Stacked up twenty stories high
F
And the boys in every bar
F G
Well they'll miss you when you gone
F A
You can tell a heady tale 
F F
and we'll both keep screamin on

F A
You can tell a heady tale 
F F
and we'll both keep screamin on

F A
You can tell a heady tale 
F F
and we'll both keep screamin on

F
La La
F
La La
G
La La
F
La La
F
La La
F
La La
G
La La
F
La La