Tally Hall - Lemons And Pears Ukulele

[Intro]
C D F C

[Verse]
C                                  D
I asked Lemon, "Please get off my mind"
F                                 C
She said, "I can't do that, I'm confined"
C                                             D
I said, "I think it's unfair that you can't leave.
F                                      C
Please be nice, pretend it's Christmas Eve"

[Chorus]
C             F                 C
You've been stuck here since forember,
F                       Ab  F     G
Can't you just remember    how to go.

[Verse]
C                                  D
She said "I'm real sorry, it's not me
F                            C
Can't you tell this to your diary
C                                            D
Listen, I've moved on, I've met a boy named Pear
F                                C
He's the sweetest, multi-pear-ionaire

[Chorus]
C             F                 C
You've been stuck here since forember,
F                       Ab  F     G
Can't you just remember    how to go.

[Verse]
C           Am
No. It's impossible.
D           F
No. It's infeasible.
C           Am
No. It's improbable.
D            F
No. It's im-grapes-able.

G F

[Verse]
C                                  D
Next time that I think of you I'll say,
    F                               C
"I hope you'll have a really rotten day."
C                                    D
Then you'll say, "I'm sorry, I was wrong.
F                                   C         F    C
You and me, We'll always have your song, and get along"

[Chorus]
C            Am
You've been stuck here since forember,
               C    Ab      Am G
Can't you just remember how to go.

[Verse]
C           Am
No. It's impossible.
D   G     F         G F
No. It's infeasible.
C           Am
No. It's improbable.
   F D F                   F Ab
No.      It's impeachable.