WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Stephen Lynch - You Caught Me Spankin It Ukulele | Ver. 1
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Tuning: EADGBe
This song is really easy, just basic chords the whole way through
[First part: gentle strumming]
F G
I came down to the breakfast table
F F
felt like I could cry
F G
I tried so hard but wasn't able
F G
to look you in the eye
F G
For I am feeling so much shame
F F
Yes I have brought disgrace
F G
Can tell I've soiled my good name
F G
By the look upon your face
[Strumming picks up it's pace]
F G F G
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
F G F G
No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it
F G F G
Well it's not my fault, and it wouldn't be so bad
F G F [pause] F G F G
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
F G F G
Talk to me dad
F G F G
No I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door
F G F G
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
F G F G
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
F G F G
like blood and guts and starvin' kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes
F G F G
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
F G F G
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
F G F G
Well dry your eyes and don't be so sad
F G F [pause] F G F G
But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had
F G F G
Talk to me dad
F G F G
Yeah, the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
F G F G
So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish"
F G F G
Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand
F G F G
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
F G F G
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
F G F G
No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it
F G F G
Well please calm down and don't get mad
F G F [pause] F G F G
Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad
F G F G
It's not that bad
F G F G
It's not that bad
F G F G
Talk to me dad
F G F G
When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so
F G F G
It must be really creepy when your kid is pushin' thirty
F G F G
But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack
F G F G
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
F G F G
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
F G F G
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
F G F G
Well dry your eyes and don't be sad
F G F [pause]
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-
F G F [pause]
Just because it was your bed, it's not that-
F G F [pause] F G F G
Now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad
F G F G
Talk to me dad
[outro]
F G F G x2
[ring out on G]
