Stephen Lynch - You Caught Me Spankin It Chords

Tuning: EADGBe

This song is really easy, just basic chords the whole way through

[First part: gentle strumming]

  G                D
I came down to the breakfast table
C                 G
felt like I could cry
  G                 D
I tried so hard but wasn't able
   C               D
to look you in the eye

    G            D
For I am feeling so much shame
    C                 G
Yes I have brought disgrace
    G                D
Can tell I've soiled my good name
       C              D
By the look upon your face


[Strumming picks up it's pace]

        G          D         C         D
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
G         D             C            D
No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it
          G      D             C              D
Well it's not my fault, and it wouldn't be so bad
   G         D       C       [pause]         G      D      C      D
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
           G      D      C      D
Talk to me dad

     G              D           C               D
No I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door
        G            D             C              D
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
    G               D           C            D
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
     G                  D                 C               D
like blood and guts and starvin' kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes

        G          D         C         D
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
G         D        C            D
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
     G        D        C           D
Well dry your eyes and don't be so sad
      G        D         C      [pause]                G      D      C     D
But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had
             G      D      C      D
Talk to me dad

          G              D            C             D
Yeah, the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
     G               D                 C            D
So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish"
    G            D                 C          D
Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand
       G           D            C             D
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

        G          D         C         D
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
G         D             C            D
No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it
     G           D        C         D
Well please calm down and don't get mad
G               D        C       [pause]      G      D      C      D
Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad
                G      D      C      D
It's not that bad
                G      D      C      D
It's not that bad
                G      D      C      D
Talk to me dad

           G         D         C              D
When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so
   G              D                C              D
It must be really creepy when your kid is pushin' thirty
        G              D                 C           D
But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack
       G                  D                 C               D
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

        G          D     C         D
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
G         D        C            D
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
     G        D        C        D
Well dry your eyes and don't be sad
      G        D         C          [pause]
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-
G               D        C      [pause]
Just because it was your bed, it's not that-
    G           D         C      [pause]           G      D      C      D
Now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad
                  G      D      C      D
Talk to me dad

[outro]

G      D      C      D x2

[ring out on G]