Stephen Lynch - Gynecologist Tabs

Ok, the main driving riff can be played two ways....

E-------------------------------------------------------------------------
B—2-----2--2----3---------------------------------------------------------
G—2-----2--2----3---------------------------------------------------------  x3
D—2-----2--2----3---------------------------------------------------------  
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Or…


E-------------------------------------------------------------------------
B—------------------------------------------------------------------------
G—------------------------------------------------------------------------  x3
D—--7-----7--7------8-----------------------------------------------------  
A---7-----7--7------8-----------------------------------------------------
E---5-----5--5------6-----------------------------------------------------


Whichever way you choose to play them, they both sound good, however, I prefer the second way because you get a fuller sound.

Now for the fills between the riffs.


Pattern 1
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------
B—--3--2------------------------------------------------------------------
G—----------3--2----------------------------------------------------------
D—-----------------3------------------------------------------------------
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------



Pattern 2
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------
B—-------------------2--3-------------------------------------------------
G—-----------2--3---------------------------------------------------------
D—---2--3-----------------------------------------------------------------
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------


Pattern 3
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------
B—------------------------------------------------------------------------
G—------------------------------------------------------------------------
D—------------------------------------------------------------------------
A----1^bend---------------------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------


So the song progression goes…

Riff x3
Pattern 1
Riff x3
Pattern 2
Riff x3
Pattern 3

The rest of the song is just the riff played over and over again throughout the verse, just get heavier on the chorus…

Lyrics:

Verse 1:
IM a rich and famous doctor, always knew I’d be…
An expert in the field of…gynecology….
Next on my agenda, checking your pudenda let me see what I can find….
If you get your nerves up, slip inside the stirrups… single thought wont cross my mind…


Chorus: 

I love PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUting women’s minds at rest…

I love PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUshing myself to be the best…

Doctor Stephen’s in (uh)


Verse 2:
I’ve got magic fingers, the doctor of the year…
There’s not a lip that I cant read… a pap that I can smear
When your legs are open, I begin’ a-groping but I fear I must be blunt.
I would just assume, ill give you a balloon, I think ill stick to your…. C…. Front…