WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Stephen Lynch - Down To The Old Pub Instead Ukulele | Ver. 1
Down to the Old Pub Instead
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Got this from another site, but the words were incomplete so i filled in the
gaps...really good song! another irish classic lol! sorry the formattings a bit
screwed but thats how i found it. Credit to: Jon Cutright
not me!
INTRO:
F ^Ö G - F ^Ö G
VERSE 1:
F G
Lad it^Ã’s your duty to find you a lass
F G
with child-bearing hips and a pink supple ass
F G F G
And make her you wife and love her with love so true
F G
Now, some rivers run high some rivers run low
F G
When her river runs red then she starting her flow
F G F G
And it^Ã’s called menstruation and heres what I means to you
Am F
You will notice her bloomers are spartie? At first
F G
Stand back, her ovarian dams gonna burst
Am F
So don^Ã’t be afraid it's a natural thing
F G
Just wind up some cotton and give her some string
F
Put the old linens on top of the bed
F G
get out of the house and go down to the old pub
F G F G
instead.
VERSE 2:
F G
She^Ã’ll retain her water her breasts will be tender
F G
And every third word that you say will offend her
F G F G
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
F G
And she^Ã’ll want to make love if you do you're a fool
F G
Cause you^Ã’ll only end up with a bloody ol' tool
F G F G
Get out of the house, down to the old pub instead
Am F
And she^Ã’ll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
F G
But son it^Ã’ll taste like some old rusty coins
Am F
So turn off the lights boy and take off your hat
F G
And drop to your knees say a prayer to st pat
F
Then he^Ã’ll give you the strength to get out of the bed
F G
And for Ireland^Ã’s sake go down to the old pub
F G F G
instead.
VERSE 3:
Am F
Now the pub is the place where the lads are a meeting
F G
When the moon^Ã’s full and the girls are a bleatin
Am F
The catholic, the protestant even the pagan
F G
The pub is the place when lady is raggin
F
So drink of your pint boys and thank your shamrocks
F
That as men folk we don^Ã’t have to bleed from our cocks
F
And that we can escape from the lady in red
F G
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub
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instead.