Say Anything - Wow I Can Get Sexual Too Chords

Chorus:
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     G#m7  Em   B5   Em   B5   Em   F#5   B

Bridge:
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      B    G#m7   D#5   F#5


[Verse 1]

F5 Em (in single quick strum for all verses)
If I die and go to hell real soon,
F5 Em
it will appear to me as this room.
F5 Em
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
F5 Em
in my boxers, half stoned, 
with the pillow under my head.


[Verse 2]

F5 Em
I'd be chatting on the interweb;
F5 Em
maggots pray upon the living dead.
F5 Em
I had no interest in the things she said.
Em
On the phone every day,
                          B5
I'll permanently hit the hay hay.


[Chorus]

G#m7                          Em
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
B5                                       Em
She touched herself. She touched herself. 
G#m7                          Em
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
F#5       Em        B
I laughed myself to sleep.

At this rate,


[Verse 3]

F5 Em
I'll be heading for electric chairs.
F5 Em
I'm only human with my cross to bear.
F5 Em
When she described her underwear
Em                                              B5
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.

F5 Em
You're too young to be this empty girl
F5 Em
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
F5 Em
Know that you'll be my downfall.
Em                        G#m7
But I call and I call and I call.


[Chorus]

G#m7                          Em
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
B5                                       Em
She touched herself. She touched herself. 
G#m7                          Em
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
F#5       Em        B
I laughed myself to sleep.


[Bridge]

B                  G#m7   
I don't know what I want.
D#5                F#5
I don't know what I want.
B                  G#m7   
I don't know what I want.
D#5                F#5
I don't know what I want.

I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)

I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)

I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)

I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it)


[Chorus x2]

G#m7                          Em
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
B5                                       Em
She touched herself. She touched herself. 
G#m7                          Em
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
F#5       Em        B
I laughed myself to sleep.