This Tab doesn’t have the change of key in the middle of the song, cos it jus
confuses the hell outa me! And it sounds nicer this way wen u play it in the pub.
Was the Richard Geire gerbil story true?
Who came third in world war two?
Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
These things I think about,
When I’m out,
What are the holes in biros for?
Which ones which in the Corrs?
Did Geoff Hurst really score?
‘Cos frankly your abore,
And I’m not
And when its leaving season,
Ure the second on the bench,
And if you won’t leave me honey,
I’ll find someone who will,
I tried love,
And I’m sorry,
I tried love
Does God ever get it wrong?
Where has Gary Barlow gone?
Why is Christmas day so long?
It just goes on and on,
Chorus x2 (second time don’t sing till ‘I tried Love’)
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
Do you reckon Adam fancied Eve?
What if Eve could not conceive?
He’d have to breed with steve,
We’d all be gay