This Tab doesn’t have the change of key in the middle of the song, cos it jus
confuses the hell outa me! And it sounds nicer this way wen u play it in the pub.
Chord Formations:
D: x00232
F#m7: xxx222
D7: x00212
G: 320003
A: 002220
Am: 002210
Verse 1:
D
Was the Richard Geire gerbil story true?
F#m7
Who came third in world war two?
D7 G
Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
D
These things I think about,
A
When I’m out,
A
With you,
Verse 2:
D
What are the holes in biros for?
F#m7
Which ones which in the Corrs?
D7 G
Did Geoff Hurst really score?
D
‘Cos frankly your abore,
A
And I’m not
Chorus:
F G
And when its leaving season,
C Am
Ure the second on the bench,
F G
And if you won’t leave me honey,
C Am
I’ll find someone who will,
C
I tried love,
F
And I’m sorry,
C
I tried love
Verse 3:
D
Does God ever get it wrong?
F#m7
Where has Gary Barlow gone?
D7 G
Why is Christmas day so long?
D
It just goes on and on,
A
And on,
A
Like you.
Chorus x2 (second time don’t sing till ‘I tried Love’)
Verse 4:
D
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
F#m7
Do you reckon Adam fancied Eve?
D7 G
What if Eve could not conceive?
D
He’d have to breed with steve,
A
We’d all be gay
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