Rick Springfield - Santa Is An Anagram Chords

[Intro]
 
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[Verse]
 
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Santa is an anagram I think you copy that
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There must be something twisted underneath his stupid hat
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You took my name, switched a letter here or there
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What was Nicky thinking, did he think I wouldn't care?
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I saw it right away, I was going to kick his candy ass
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But seeing it was Christmas I thought I'd let it pass
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
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Santa is an anagram, you're suckered by the beard
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Bringing peace to everyone I think that's kinda weird
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There's no such thing as peace, it's a fallacy for fools
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They use him just to hook you into all those Sunday schools
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And later on to sign the troops for good old Uncle Sam
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You got to know that Santa is just an anagram
 
 
[Solo]
 
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[Verse 3]
 
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I'm dosing up my milligrams here in Wonderland
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Chasing Norma Jeane 'round Liberace's baby grand
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God's in the kitchen talking sh*t with Oscar Wilde
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Gandhi's in the corner beating up a flower child
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Gloria Steinem's hitting hard on all the ape-men
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So you better spell it right, it's S-A-T-A-N
 
 
[Chorus]
 
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Santa is an anagram
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Santa is an anagram
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Santa is an anagram
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Santa is an anagram
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Santa is an anagram, I think you copy that
      C
There must be something twisted underneath his stupid hat
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Santa is an anagram
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Santa is an anagram
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Santa is an anagram
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Santa is an anagram
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Santa is an anagram, you better copy that