WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Reverend Horton Heat - Callin In Twisted Chords | Ver. 1
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I’m calling in sick, I’m calling in twisted
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I was drinking two fisted, I’m sick
I’m calling in twisted
[Verse 2]
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Hanging with friends, we were doing slammers
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They tried to get me hammered,
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Boss I said no, but they insisted
[Verse 3]
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I’m calling in sick, I’m calling in bland
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The biggest drinking soul ever known to man
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I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 4]
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I’m calling in sick, I’m calling in tired
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Oooh man I am oh so wired
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I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
[Verse 5]
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Won’t be the first time, I lost a good job
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Look at me now I’m a drunken slob, I’M A DRUNKEN SLOB
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I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
[Verse 6]
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I’m calling in p**sed, hung over y’all
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I’m gonna use a fake cough when I make that call
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I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 7]
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I’m calling in sick, I’m calling in twisted
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I was drinking two fisted, I’m sick
I’m calling in twisted
[Verse 8]
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I’m calling in p**sed, hung over y’all
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I’m gonna use a fake cough when I make that call
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I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
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Yeah I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
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Yeah I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
[Outro]
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