Ray William Johnson - Zombie Love Song Ukulele

[Thanks to Shannon Stuart for the chorus correction!]

Intro
Em C G D
             
*Note: The Cadd9 note is played on the 3rd variation with the pinky on the 6th string*

Em7
You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around.
Cadd9
It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town.
G
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
Dsus2
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.
Em7
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
Cadd9 
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
G
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,
Dsus2
But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie.

Em7
I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I
Cadd9
May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside.
G
What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm.
Dsus2
You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm.
Em7
Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true,
Cadd9
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
G
So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it.
Dsus2
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

Em7                                              Cadd9
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
G                          Dsus2
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Em7                                            Cadd9
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
G                                     Dsus2
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. 

Em7
Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet
Cadd9
That I've got an appetite for human flesh.
G
I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that
Dsus2
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.
Em7
Cause I fell in love with you and I'm
Cadd9
Undead but you make me feel alive.
G
And when I chase you through the graveyard
Dsus2
It feels like foreplay.

Em7
If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truely
Cadd9
When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty.
G
We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
Dsus2
When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.
Em7
And everybody will love you, and you can sing along
Cadd9
to this post-apocalyptic, post-mordem love song.
G
So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it.
Dsus2
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

Em7                                             Cadd9
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
G                          Dsus2
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Em7                                           Cadd9
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
G                          Dsus2
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

Em7 Cadd9 G Dsus2
Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains.
Brains. Brains.