Knight In Rusty Armour:Peter And Gordon.
Top of the charts in 1966.
Long ago, in days of old, there lived a knight who
wasn't quite as bold, as a knight should be.
He rode an old grey mare called Bess, searchin' for
a damsel in distress...just to see if he, could set her free.
See the knight in rusty armour ride..To her aid.
Trusty sword is hanging at his side..With a rusty blade.
Up the tower steps he sneaked, but as he moved,
his rusty armour squeaked..Such a mournful note..
that all the sentries at their posts, thought it must
have been the castle ghost.
They jumped for their lives..In the moat.
So the knight in rusty armour won..His fair maid.
Had no need to draw his trusty sword..With a rusty blade.
As he bent to kiss his bride, he found that he was
rusted up inside..in his battle dress.
And I can't guess...
How they still got married and had twins.
They came in tins.
Every suit of armour ever made, has a kink,
chain mail pants with a missing link.
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.