Kellie Pickler - Thing That Never Cross A Man's Mind Chords

Intro Lick - On Top String:

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X2

E7

(Verse Progression)

E7
I need to go shoppin
        B7
These shoes are all wrong
Just look in my closet
       E7
Not a thing to put on
                                            A7
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
E7                       B7        E7
Things that never cross a man's mind

LICK

E7
Lets turn off the TV
      B7
Now can't we just talk
Lets lay here and cuddle
          E7
Till we both drift off
If we don't make love
         A7
That'll be just fine
E7                         B7      E
Things that never cross a man's mind

(Chorus Progression)

        B7
That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
               E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
         B7
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
          E7
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
C#m                        E
Wish I was workin this weekend
          C#m              A7
Not on the lake wettin my line
E7                        B7     E7
Things that never cross a man's mind

Lick

Verse Progression

Her lips are too red
Her skirt is too tight
Her legs are too long
And her heels are too high
Boy, she looks like the marrying kind
Things that never cross a man's mind

Chorus Progression

That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watching all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was working this weekend
Not on the lake threading my line
Things that never cross a man's mind

Chorus Progression

I feel a little bloated
I think I'm fixin to start
That movie was good 'cept for the violent parts
Brad Pitt is sexy
Why did he change his hair?
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer!
These curtains clash with the carpet
The color scheme is a crime
Things that never cross a man's mind
Things that never cross a man's mind