Main riff through the whole song:
e|-8----------5----------|
B|-8----------5----------|
G|-----------------------|
D|----7-----7----7-----7-|
A|----7-----7----7-----7-|
E|--5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-|
NOTE: If youre as lazy as me you can tune up the A and D strings one whole
step to B and E then slap a capo on the 5th fret and play with one finger on the 8th fret
for the high part on the bottom two strings and everything else is open.
Lyrics:
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And my sexual performances are average
I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook
And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and I get scared when I go see the dentist
I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD
if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough
You want some of this bitch?
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up
I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it's just not the
you know it... it gets... It gets pretty sore
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I like the show "Grey's Anatomy" Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and I am pretty good at making paper planes
I could do this all day... I could do this all day... I could do this all day...
I am also too lazy to figure out the outro solo.
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