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Jon Lajoie, Everyday Normal Guy Tabs (ver.1)

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Everyday Normal Guy Tabs (ver.1)

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                Main riff through the whole song:

e|-8----------5----------|
B|-8----------5----------|
G|-----------------------|
D|----7-----7----7-----7-|
A|----7-----7----7-----7-|
E|--5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-|

NOTE: If youre as lazy as me you can tune up the A and D strings one whole
step to B and E then slap a capo on the 5th fret and play with one finger on the 8th fret
for the high part on the bottom two strings and everything else is open.


Lyrics:

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
Nothing special about me Mother f**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother f**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother f**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And my sexual performances are average

I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this sh*t is off the hook

And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations Mother f**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get constipated once a month Mother f**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother f**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and I get scared when I go see the dentist

I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a f**king STD

if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough

You want some of this b**ch?

If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up

I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it's just not the 
you know it... it gets... It gets pretty sore

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
My parents are really nice people Mother f**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother f**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I like the show "Grey's Anatomy" Mother f**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and I am pretty good at making paper planes

I could do this all day... I could do this all day... I could do this all day...

I am also too lazy to figure out the outro solo.
            
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