Jason Boland - Jesus And Ruger Chords

JESUS AND RUGER
JASON BOLAND AND THE STRAGGLERS
THE BOURBON LEGEND

INTRO: F G C F C G C

G                    C
IT ALL STARTED, WHEN WE WERE JUST KIDS
G                         C
I DON'T REMEMBER, BUT I'M SURE THAT IT DID
         G                   C
WHY'S MY LEFT ON MY LEFT, MY RIGHT ON MY RIGHT
G                               Bb      C
I'M SURE THERE'S A MONSTER, IN MY CLOSET TONIGHT

THERE ARE THINGS I CAN'T FIGURE WHAT THEY ARE FOR
LIKE NICOTINE, NINTENDO OR NUCLEAR WAR
THEY'RE THERE TO ADDICT US MAINTAIN OR TO SCARE
COUNTY STATE AND WORLD ONLY THREE KINDS OF FAIR


CHORUS:
C                F                     C 
JESUS AND RUGER, THEY'RE BOTH STRAIGHT SHOOTERS
C                      G           G7
ISLAM AND NAPALM MEAN SOMETHING TO SOMEONE
   F          G        C            F
MY CHAKRAS ARE BLOCKED, I'M LEARNING TAI CHI
   C                                C/B        Am
SO PITCH WHAT YOU'RE SELLING AND THEN LEAVE ME BE
      F        G       C
CAUSE I'M JUST FINE BY ME


MY BANK NEEDS A ROLL AND SO DOES MY ROCK
I GO DOWN TO THE RIVER OUT HERE WHEN ITS HOT
DOWN BY THE WATERS I'LL COOL OFF MY HEELS
SOLVE THE WORLD''S PROBLEMS WITH A ROD AND A REEL

TONIGHT I CAN'T SLEEP AND THAT'S THE REASON FOR THE SONG
THE CHURCH BELL OUTSIDE, DONE HIT THE THIRD GONG
I'M JUST A WEARY TRAVELER, NO BAGS IN MY HAND
I LIKE WHERE I SIT, WHERE I'LL MAKE A STAND

REPEAT CHORUS X 2

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