Father John Misty - The Night Josh Tillman Came to Our Apartment Chords

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Oh, I just love the kind of woman who can walk over a man
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I mean like a god damn marching band
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She says, like literally, music is the air she breathes
                   D7                   Em
And the malaprops make me want to f**king scream
                  D7                        Em
I wonder if she even knows what that word means
           B7         Em    
Well, it's literally not that

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Of the few main things I hate about her, one's her petty, vogue ideas
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Someone's been told too many times they're beyond their years
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By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around
          D7                Em
And now every insufferable convo
               D7                   Em
Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
          B7            Em
Of which she's in the middle

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Oh my God, I swear this never happens
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Lately, I can't stop the wheels from spinning
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I feel so unconvincing
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When I fumble with your buttons

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She blames her excess on my influence but gladly Hoovers all my drugs
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I found her naked with the best friend in the tub
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We sang "Silent Night" in three parts which was fun
                        D7                  Em
Til she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan
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I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on
               B7          Em
Why don't you move to the Delta?

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I obliged later on when you begged me to choke ya